{"id":1893,"date":"2014-12-24T17:36:09","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T17:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/?p=1893"},"modified":"2015-02-09T18:10:46","modified_gmt":"2015-02-09T18:10:46","slug":"the-gates-of-jurassic-park-cookie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/?p=1893","title":{"rendered":"The Gates of Jurassic Park (cookie)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4 class=\"designedFor\">Designed for the 2014 Family Christmas Eve Cookie Contest<\/h4>\n<p>For as long as I can remember my mother has hosted a family Christmas Eve party, and for the second year in a row, this party has included a cookie contest. Last year I won with a sheet cookie in the form of a map of Middle Earth (I&#8217;ll make a post for this too). As the defending champion, I wanted to take it to the next level, something less 2-dimmensional. I also wanted to stick with the movie theme. So, I made the best damn Gates of Jurassic Park cookie you&#8217;ve ever seen!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/GoJP-lead-img.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/GoJP-lead-img-1024x410.jpg\" alt=\"GoJP-lead-img\" width=\"654\" height=\"262\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1897\" srcset=\"https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/GoJP-lead-img-1024x410.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/GoJP-lead-img-300x120.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 654px) 100vw, 654px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>The Details<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Gates-of-Jurassic-Park.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Gates-of-Jurassic-Park-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Gates of Jurassic Park\" width=\"654\" height=\"872\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1894\" style=\"float: right; max-width: 40%; margin-top: 12px; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Gates-of-Jurassic-Park-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Gates-of-Jurassic-Park-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 654px) 100vw, 654px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Okay, so it&#8217;s not perfect, but it&#8217;s still be the best Gates of Jurassic Park cookie I&#8217;ve ever seen.<\/p>\n<p>Not much to say about this I suppose, especially since I didn&#8217;t take pictures as I constructed it. I spent 4-6 hours on it the night before, starting with a paper template I made in Illustrator after determining the appropriate size. I cut all the gingerbread pieces (there were more than I expected), and baked 4 cookie sheets worth of cookies. The first batch had less flour and cracked (as seen in the left part of the structure). After that, it was just a matter of &#8220;gluing&#8221; it all together with frosting, which anybody whose ever tried making a gingerbread house knows is a tedious, difficult, and often painful process. It&#8217;s easy to lose track of time when you&#8217;re holding part of the structure up until the frosting hardens. Hence the 4-6 hours. Anyway, the final product turned out pretty good, at least to look at, but unfortunately not very eatable (or edible for that matter). I am especially proud of the finishing touch of fire.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I won first place again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Designed for the 2014 Family Christmas Eve Cookie Contest For as long as I can remember my mother has hosted a family Christmas Eve party, and for the second year in a row, this party has included a cookie contest. Last year I won with a sheet cookie in the form of a map of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[193],"tags":[224,223,222,219,221,220,225],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1893"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1893"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1898,"href":"https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1893\/revisions\/1898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whynotboth.com\/design\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}